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12/20/06 the guy at the next table leaned over and said, "excuse me, but i was just wondering which nationality you're affiliated with." ...

11/20/06 is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. turducken corantail is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a...

11/07/06 i admit: this morning, i wasn't planning on voting. but then my mom told me as i was eating my cereal that i WILL vote, and i'm...

10/18/06 i have 10 hermit crabs in a tank in my room, leftovers from the game we played at club on saturday. 9 of them don't fit in...

10/13/06 kinda like that image that plays over and over in my head like a dusty silent film. there's a guy in a cowboy hat, and he's...

9/27/06 when a number of people have a routine they stick to, it is only natural that these routines may intersect. here are a few of my...

9/20/06 first order of business: i've been given a drug by my new doctor (hooray for health insurance!) that is supposed to reduce rashes...

8/30/06 this morning i was riding the subway, as usual, when someone got off at a stop and i took their seat. fairly routine. i adhere...

8/25/06 It's never as simple as just one thing.. My tiredness and irritibility, my strong, completely unreasonable, and rebellious desire...

7/27/06 My co-workers are out there, talking. I went to “get some milk from the mini-fridge” and to try and be sociable. Because I...

7/19/06 famous excuses that don't excuse anything, like: " i didn't know the gun was loaded" or "i swear the wrapper said 'low fat'" or...

7/17/06 i love xanga. it provides hours of entertainment and fascination. but i am worried, because it seems that xanga is stealing...

7/13/06 i got Swamp Foot. which sounds like the evil love child of two mythological monsters, but it's actually the technical term for...

7/10/06 i am in a quandry of heirarchy. does age no longer apply in the workplace? i just started today at BMCC and i am younger than...

6/18/06 there's a banner ad on my xanga that says, "are you a good kisser?" and i looked for the "you bet your cha-chas i am" button...

6/15/06 i must learn not to put too much weight on dreams. as convincing as they are, i have to lie in bed for at least five minutes and...

6/6/06 i thought i was just going in for him to look in my mouth and tell me if i needed to get them removed at all. i didn't think...

6/5/06 so i've been kicking some culinary butt. figurative culinary butt. no real culinaries were harmed in the process. what i mean to...

5/23/06 my mother, typical of my mother, puts on her you're-sometimes-mean-to-me-but-i-love-you-unconditionally face and asks me to...

5/8/06 the frank tables have a little too much finish on them, or maybe it's just years of wiping and re-wiping. sticky on my cheek. ...