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  • Writer's pictureCaren
    • Nov 8, 2006
    • 1 min read

mom for senate

11/07/06

i admit: this morning, i wasn't planning on voting. but then my mom told me as i was eating my cereal that i WILL vote, and i'm going to do it right after work. do they give you a receipt or something? i might not get dinner if i don't bring back proof.

so now i'm doing my research, trying to be a responsible citizen. and what do i find? aside from a tendency towards Captain Obvious-speak (i am AGAINST gangs. i am FOR the ozone layer), i am quickly learning that the future members of congress, or at least their publicity minions, have a big issue with spelling.

i'm sorry, were you talking about civil rights? i was too busy looking at your spelling of "our" as "are".


MY MOM FOR SENATE


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