CarenOct 30, 20081 minfound dead10/30/08 Found dead: one female, 24 years of age, Asian, lying on the kitchen floor of a house she rented with two roommates in Fort...
CarenNov 21, 20061 minturducken11/20/06 is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. turducken corantail is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a...
CarenJun 19, 20061 minlisticle: children6/18/06 there's a banner ad on my xanga that says, "are you a good kisser?" and i looked for the "you bet your cha-chas i am" button...
CarenJan 26, 20062 minlisticle: weird facts1/25/06 i'm changing the rules to this because it's late and i can only think of five. maybe i'll come up with one more later. six (i...
CarenJan 25, 20061 minour bread is stalled. we need more butter.1/24/06 look at what i found <--some things change. the important things don't. what a cute little booger i was doing what we do best....
CarenDec 21, 20051 minrunny babbit12/20/05 Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook, by Shel Silverstein thuch manks to conn, who becommended this rook. (i like it, but i'm mafraid i...
CarenNov 8, 20051 mindeep thinking11/7/05 my dad and the government got together to pay my colgate tuition. here are the fruits of their labor: some deep thinking on my...