• Caren

turducken

11/20/06

is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.

turducken corantail is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a cornish hen stuffed with a pheasant stuffed with a quail. and inside the quail is an olive. maybe it should be turducken corantailive.

according to semi-reliable sources, these are actual dishes. all the bones are removed, but the birds sort of retain their shape. when you slice through, the result looks like a cross-section of the earth. crust, mantle, core.


the fruit version: waterumpkinew sqrappletine plape.

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