the guy at the next table leaned over and said, "excuse me, but i was just wondering which nationality you're affiliated with." affiliated with? what the... do i look like a nonprofit organization? this PC thing is getting out of hand.
in a related question, what does "nationality" actually mean? and how is it different from "race" and "ethnicity"? i need to learn the difference so i'll know when to be offended at white people's ignorance. just kidding.