i got Swamp Foot. which sounds like the evil love child of two mythological monsters, but it's actually the technical term for what happens when the wind blows your uncapped bottle of water into your shoe.
i just thought of this. two days ago, when i was wearing red gym shorts instead of a slip, the wind blew my skirt up around my face marilyn-monroe-style and the car that was driving by honked at me. so. i still can't figure out if i should be relieved about the shorts, or extra-doubly mortified. would it have been better if i was wearing cute/sexy girly underwear?