listicle: things that make no sense
horror movies. candied yams. colgate's mandatory swim test. nail scissors. teeny-weeny dogs. why people think drew carey is funny. treadmills. wing-less maxis. civilian hummers. vegans. utilitarianism. english grammar. the sport of curling. those trendy hole-y rubber garden clogs. r.l.stine. thong underwear. michael jackson. keystone light. wisdom teeth. tanning salons. platypi. calculus.
now that i've justified the title of this post, now that i got that off my chest, i can go and write this good-for-nothing paper.