8/12/08
according to the common writing advice "write what you know," here's a (sadly, nearly exhaustive) list i have compiled of things i can write intelligently about:
coffee pastor's families lotion not having an appendix books dreadlocking asian hair church rural college campuses the board game "clue" minivans yams veggie tales breakfast cereal pop music of the '90s eczema remedies
leaves out the juicy things i want to write about, like pirates.
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